This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch
(seductively licks lips)
(grabs your wrist)
(furiously hits you with your own hand)
WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR
sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants
It’s all about perspective, folks.
when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow
YA LIT MEME (2/10 SERIES OR BOOKS)
→ THE FAULT IN OUR STARS by John Green
Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.”
[gay wizard laughter]
white people who describe their nationality in fractions