*breaks fingers* let’s do this
I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird”
I don’t know what’s better. Her reaction, or the guy creeping in the door.
"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."
dear everyone who says he’s a good person
he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile.
Canada can take him back anytime now
He can go back into his mother’s womb anytime now
He can burn alive in a fire anytime now
Seriously beliebers need to stop beliebing in Justin Bieber… And start believing in some person who actually cares.
WE DON’T WANT HIM
like the weight of the sun on the horizon every afternoon
like forgotten wine bottles gathering dust in locked basements
like the way you have to cut a tree open to see how old it is-
that detached way you love people you once loved
basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media
i wish there were awards to dysfunctional family of the century so i would win something for once in my life
With the crew at the beach. We had a great time, even though it was not the best weather for camping!